… Here’s 20 things that either drive me crazy or disgust the hell outta me… (tentatively listed, of course)


1. Fat girls who wear jeans that are so tight that their belly fat and lovehandles just cliffhang off the side of their belt. Freakin looks like they’re melting or something.


2. Ad pop-ups. Especially those that take up the whole screen and have small-ass“[X] Close” icons hidden somewhere inside the ad.


3. When losers put up posters of movies that they swear are the greatest films ever made — but that they’ve never actually watched completely. So if you put up that “Scarface” poster just because you saw it in Ja Rule’s house on “MTV Cribs,” please watch the movie first.


4. High school gangsters who already graduated from high school. Seriously… grow up. While the rest of us people are going to college to prepare for our futures — you’re staring down fools ‘cuz they dissed yo reputation so you need to re% to prove yo thug nature. Nigga please.


5. When people sing along to a song that’s playing on the radio, and they don’t know the damn lyrics so they start singing a word and then realize that it’s really another word so they kind of blend their made up word and the real word, so that they sound like retarded dumbasses who just don’t know the lyrics of the song. Either finish the made up word or just don’t sing along. “Lifestyles… of the rich and the dar-mous!!”


6. When people ask “really?” or “serious?” after I tell them something, and then wait for a response. Uhh no… not really. I just lied for the hell of it.


7. When people IM me, and then I respond, and then they stop talking. If you’re not gonna talk then why’d u IM me in the first place? And if it’s ‘cuz you’re expecting me to create conversation, you IMed me… so that’s your responsibility.


8. When people leave on their left/right blinker for like 5 minutes without ever switching lanes or making a turn. When people put on their left blinker and then make a right turn. When people just brake on the freeway when there’s nothing in front of them. When I’m stuck in traffic and the lane next to me is going faster and so I change lanes and the second I change lanes, my original lane starts going faster. When people drive around post-crash cars and their bumpers are half off and the license plate is dragging on the ground with the windows cracked and the doors caved in and they’re too cheap to take it to a body shop because they think “hey as long as it still works, it’s all good” — uh driving around that crap is not only a danger to you but its hazardous to my safety as well. stop being so jew.


9. Glowsticks and the lame ravers who dance around with them. Even worse, when these losers do it in public, when there’s no rave scene, no rave drugs, and no rave music. Even if “Sandstorm” is playing in your head, we can’t hear it, and you look stupid.


10. Girls (mainly korean girls) who get eyelid surgery. If you weren’t born with them, then God intended for you to be ugly. Deal with it.


11. When people drink and then pass out three seconds later. If you’re gonna spend $20 to sleep, then why don’t you just take a shot of NyQuil?


12. When people assume too quickly. Like when your friend gets a phone call and then after you ask “Who was that?” they say: “Oh you don’t know ‘em.” How do you know who I know or don’t know? Let me be the judge of the people I’ve encountered in my life. Or when you do one nice thing for a girl just because you feel like being a gentleman for the day, and she automatically thinks you’re jocking her. Don’t flatter yourself.


13. When the person that’s sitting shotgun is like small as hell, while three people, each twice as big as the person sitting shotgun, are barely gasping for breath ’cuz there’s no room. True, shotgun is one thing. But logic is another. And I think logic supercedes shotgun in all cases.


14. “Guess what?”…. “What?”…. “Actually, nevermind.”


15. When we’re at noraebang (karaoke), and the person without a mic is hollering louder than the person with a mic. Freakin’ wait your damn turn. And also when someone requests a song, and when it comes up, nobody claims it to be their song. Stop wasting our time.


16. Cheap jews. Y’kno those people who, if you owe them money, they remember it to the exact amount: “Hey you know you owe me $15.23 right?” But when it comes time that they borrow from you, all of a sudden they become all Memento on your ass and when you remind them, they say “Damn… don’t worry about it. It’s coming.” And when they calculate to the nearest cent what they owe if something is split: “Ok, since I ate only two slices and a pepperoni… I only owe $3.68. Here’s $4.00… where’s my 32 cents?” And when they never buy their own food, but they just sit there and eat everybody else’s food. And when they somehow forget that there’s such a thing as a gratuity tip. And when they never offer to treat — and if they do (for some miraculous reason), they boast about it as if they’re freakin Mother Teresa and sayin crap like: “damn i’m so generous… you guys better remember this forever… omg i’m so nice.”


17. When you do a favor for someone, and they have the audacity to complain about how you did it.


18. Koreans with too much national pride. Stop raising the roof everytime you see a damn Hyundai. You never see Japanese people go: “oh damn… that’s a Honda. hellz giyeah japanese people make the best cars!” You know why?? Because they don’t need self-confirmation. The products should speak for themselves.


19. Mexicans.


20. People who are condescending. Including peers, employees, waiters, strangers, etc. The only people who have the right to be condescending are parents, and family elders. If you’re not, then you can stfu.


What are your pet peeves?

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~ by roychi on February 9, 2003.

19 Responses to “”

  1. LOL…  hahahahaha so funnie… some of that stuff is soooo tru too ^^

  2. holy shit roy, on a world-hating mood today, aren’t ya? anyhow…i make up words when i sing along to the radio all the time! gah, it’s not that irritating is it??  and why is having small eyes “ugly?” we’ve been brainwashed my Western beliefs that big eyes are pretty and anything but is ugly. that’s kind of sad, that we succumb to the Western ideals, don’t you think? (just a thought – something the professor was discussing in one of my classes).
    lol, the only thing i can think of when i was reading this was: “no wonder racism still exists.” MEXICAN???? those brothers brought us the burrito and for that i will forever love them.

  3. hey roy wassup,
    stumbled across ur page…that’s some pretty interesting ish u got there…=)  I agree with u 500% …except for the “Mexicans” thing… I mean granted there are some hella annoying ones…but there are some nice ones too.   My pet peeve is when people volunteer themselves to do something and then they never do it.  Wells,  I hope all is well.  Take carez.

  4. NOTORIOUS BIG 4 LIFE… 🙂 I commented on a few of your posts in my xanga so you can peep those if you want. HOLLA FRONT.
    btw. Only black people can use the N-word…nigga.

  5. haha yea wat felix said u stupid idiot…thats y i say nuggah short for nugget.  o yea my pet peeve is when gays called roy whine

  6. ok lemme clarify number 19. of course there are good Mexicans. but i’m talking about cholos, cholas, those that take advantage of affirmative action — just sitting on their asses while everybody else has to work hard as hell, and those with ten million babies and no jobs to even support them. yeah i guess it is a lil’ racist to generalize, and i didn’t mean ALL mexicans. i give crazy props to those that actually attempt to do something positive in society.

  7. juss passin thru and leavin props for your top 20thingz that drive u crazy haha #10 is the best

  8. Aww, does someone I know have the case of the Mondays?Deal with it, “nugget”.

  9. this is stan…you know what my pet peeve is???  it’s when you use me as your freakin alarm clock…gotta call you every 5 minutes to make sure you’re up…as if i have a snooze button…HAHA…jp dawg..it’s all good…just feel used…that’s all =) jk

  10. HAHAHAHAH STUPID ROY!!! YOU SWEAR YOU KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO THE SONGS YOU SING TOO!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT MY PET PEEVE WAS?! WHEN YOU WOULD BE HERE 24/7 USING MY COMPUTER!!! BASTARD!! FINALLY GOT YOUR COMPUTER FIXED!!! jay kay roy  you know i love you ;D

  11. OMG Stan is sooo right. That totally is my number 1 hated thing: When roy uses people for his alarm clock cuz his ass is too lazy to wake himself up

  12. when i picture you writing this xanga roy, all i can see is you in a bath robe, with a towel wrapped around your head, while you’re painting your toe nails.  But seriously, i would agree with this list but the fact that YOU DO MORE THAN HALF THE THINGS ON THIS LIST kinda takes away from the whole meaning.  DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD TO YOURSELF BLEAAAAAAAATCH.  And i agree with jen, roy you computer slut
    P.S.  where’s my hungry man platter from steer and stein?

  13. lol bastards

  14. jus browsin thru… dunno ya… hahaha funnnyyy…

  15. ROY BoY!!!
    hehehe……
    hey ~ whats up..
    anyway~~
    BE NICE~!!! awwwww
    i’ll get ya some yummy KoRean cookies~ heheehehe
    ttyl~ =)
    Sunny

  16. ur

  17. hahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhaahah ur gr8

  18. your now officially on my HIT (hate) LIST!

  19. Guess what roy??? Ah, nevermind.. hahahah

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